Thursday, 13 June 2013

End of the world, Sunrise! and banana bread!!!

Good evening interweb, it has been over a month since we have had a chat and what an eventful month it has been.
The end of the world is nigh!!!! It is true, I have seen people wearing baseball caps the correct way round. I mean really, and not just 12 year olds which are the only people that should be allowed to wear them back to front. Anybody else who does this just looks like a twat to be honest.
I have seen some of the “bruvvers” at the gym wearing them correctly which I am sure is mentioned in some religious tomb of some sort,
 “and let it be known that when the bruvvers wear their baseball caps the correct way round and stop looking like retarded gophers then the end will indeed be coming!!!”
With this in mind I have begun to wonder what the end of the world will look like, will we recognise it or will we just pass it by as we do so many things.
You see interweb we take so many wonderful things for granted, or we totally fail to recognise just how amazing they are.
 Look at the moment every day when the sun breaks the horizon on our day.
 We see this because we are on a planet rotating at 1040 mph which itself is in an orbit around the sun and travelling at 67,062 mph through space and we call it a sunrise!!!! Sunrise? Pathetic.
The light from the sun actually takes just over 8 minutes to reach us as it travels funnily enough at the speed of light. This has also caused me to think about the physics of the big bang and what was there before the big bang.
You see the laws of physics tell us that nothing can travel faster than the speed of light. Therefore there was nothing before the big bang, because at the moment of the big bang the universe expanded faster than the speed of light into nothing.
And now for something completely random, Mrs Banana Bread.
The universe is at the moment still expanding and it is actually speeding up in it’s expansive expanding, a lot like my belly despite the going to the gym again. 
You see the problem is my eating is very much like an expanding universe. It is hard to slow down once it has gained some momentum.
The Universe however is expanding like a bun in the oven and the currents in it are getting further away from one another just like our solar system has other solar systems racing away from it as the universe expands. In a billion years or so we will be alone in a dark night sky a solar system just hanging there in the blackness of space. 

Or will the universe begin to collapse back in on itself? Everything in the universe, all the matter and antimatter collapsing back into a singularity of nothingness and then in that instant big bang again forming another universe?
Maybe in this new world baseball caps will be made to be worn back to front but for now interweb, Your world is made of your memories, and your memories are given to you by your world. 'This is the world. This is the way things are. Look. Pay attention. Never forget.
Peace out yall, THE BAGSTAXXX

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