Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
This is my place to ramble in an insane manner and share with people the inner workings of my mind. If you survive unscathed and not a little bit more sceptical about life...... Well done, now call your therapist!
Sunday, 26 February 2012
Cold, doors and vegetarians!!!
Bollocks!!! Hello interweb, Ive woken up with
a cold this morning, Ive had the sniffles and the starting symptoms for about a
week trying to not get one but this morning I have a cold, did I say Bollocks?
I had one in Decemberish and it took over a bloody month to get rid of and now
I have another one. Bollocks.
Work was busy last night and whilst I was zooming around the city most other
people I know were watching the rugby in bars getting drunk.
I listened to the game on 5 live and it sounded a very good game to be honest.
England by all accounts did themselves proud against a battle hardened seasoned
I was going to go online for a few games after work but couldn’t be arsed so I
just watched some stand up comedy shows for a couple of hours.
I have come to the conclusion after many years of study that people are a bit
weird. Some people laugh at science fiction yet blindly believe the weather
forecast and economists, although the latter of those two I think will be
finding it a lot harder finding anybody to believe them of late.
Whilst out with a doctor last night I was quite amazed that she genuinely was
interested in my knowledge of the universe and after regaling her with facts
about Betelgeuse (Betelgeuse)
she actually asked me to point out where in the sky it was. Another human being
actually interested in something that I had to say. I must confess to still
been in shock as most people tend to get that glazed look in their eyes after
about 20 seconds. Jupiter was very bright last night and almost lined up with
the newish moon just after dark.
The doctor didn’t appear to be annoyed either by my questioning of why the
fairer sex seem to lose all ability to close a door of any kind quietly after
they have had children. Seriously, I have studied this phenomenon at work in
the staff room.
Childless female walks into staff room to make a cuppa. Opens cupboard door,
removes mug and tea bag, closes door makes tea. Removes tea bag from mug puts
foot on pedal bin so lid opens, drops tea bag in bin and lowers lid without so
much of a show.
Now in comparison we have the mothers, door flies open and dirty cups are flung
into dish washer, draw is slammed shut and cupboard door opened. Mug and tea
bag removed door is slammed shut and the after dropping tea bag into bin after
use the pedal isn’t lightly raised, no the foot is cleanly removed from the
pedal allowing the wrought iron lid to slam shut with an ear drum shattering
clang of 130 decibels, I know this as I have a decibel metre on my iphone. That
raises a whole world of more questions but we will leave that subject for
The doctor was unable to answer my question as to why this occurs but later
when she appeared in the staff room to make a drink did look at me as she
closed the door ever so quietly and smiled as if seeking approval.
In other news I have a friend who has decided to become a vegetarian, I tried
explaining that we have incisors for a reason but he would have none of it.
Wait till he starts leaning towards the sun every time he stands still, that
will show him.
Right then interweb I have only two more things to say to you today and they
are, The world is round, it has no point and you must assert your right to make
a few mistakes. If people can't accept your imperfections, that's their fault.