Wednesday, 20 April 2011

And another thing!

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
Life is tough.
It takes up a lot of your time.
What do you get at the end of it?
Death.
What's that, a bonus?
I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of
the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out
when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work.
You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your
retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready
for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid,
you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little
baby, you go back into the womb, spend your last nine months
floating . . . then finish off as an orgasm.

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